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I'm not keen on mushrooms, but i was glad to see my grandsons when his balls dropped. #funny #granny #tits #grandson #titjob

........ then on my eighth birthday, mum greeted all my friends with a tit wobble and asked them what flavoured jelly they would like. #funny #mom #tits #birthday #cock

"...... ok sweetie, now get your tongue deep into your brothers ass crack, that's good. I wanna see plenty of saliva rolling down his balls....... ok Timmy, start jacking off that cock of yours for mummy, there's a good boy....... " Of course, while i'm self isolating in hospital doesn't mean i can't keep in touch with the kids. Good old Skype. #funny #brother #sister #mom #daughter #son

It is wise to let your mum do all the editing of homemade porn videos, and you just concentrate on selling them at school. #funny #mom #redhead #homemadeporn

........ and when i date a young boy, i like to show him what he can expect once his balls have dropped. #funny #babe #brunette #pussy #public #dating #young

......... then of course, once my balls had dropped, mum stopped teasing me and our relationship took on a more sexual theme. Then she introduced me to watersports and started to take the piss again. #funny #mom #son #blonde #tits #teen #cock #piss

#........ Oh, and just one more tip before we end this edition of 'Grandmas Holiday Hints'...... if you fancy some of the local cock when you hit the beach, just put your green butt plug in, and point your ass towards the sun. Jamaican boys just love the colour, and the glint can be seen for miles.......# #funny #mature #naked #beach #grannystips #public

" You three can go and kiss my fucking arse," was one of mums often repeated sayings whenever me and my two brothers were naughty or asked for more pocket money. We didn't mind though, we were just biding our time for when our balls dropped. #funny #mom #brunette #tits #ass #pussy #thewaitinggame

Once a year the Nunnery opens it's doors to the public and holds a fete in the grounds. It gives the nuns a chance to get naked and sin a little, i as always start at the 'Guess the weight of the nuns tits' stall....... #funny #nun #redhead #tits #fete

"......... awww come on Mr Thompson, surely i can tempt you , you know you want to........ remember, confessional box Sunday, and we can start all over again Monday." #funny #nun #ass #pussy #temptation

It's usually when the mother has your cock in her hand and telling her daughter off for bringing nerdy looking types home from school that you catch sight of the husband coming up the garden path. #funny #mother #daughter #tits #pussy #teen #cock

"........... so what's happened to the collection plate then Sister ?" " Jesus Christ, would you believe that some little fucker has stolen the fucking thing....... solid fucking silver to....... wait till i get my hands on the little cunt, i'll knock some fucking sense into his fucking head, you see if i fucking don't........... that's it Mr Thompson, bless you, give it up to the Lord, repent thy wicked wanking ways......" #funny #nun #oldman #masturbation #repent

"....... you win again son, come on, claim your prize." " Fuck me mum, i don't think you're even trying......" #funny #mom #ass #pussy #prize #pool

"...... i thought you said it liked tits !" " Give it time mum, it's only just got out of bed." #funny #mom #son #teen #cock

Then at eight years old, you suddenly with mums help, find your enthusiasm for taking a bath returning again. #funny #mom #tits #ass #blonde #bathtime

........ then it was mums go to name a U.S. President in charades. In fact she picked up two points. #funny #mom #pussy #charades

' It's not the only thing that goes up when it's raining.' won mum a free holiday in the caption competition in the parish magazine. #funny #mature #ass #public #nudistcamp

Of course, if you run a shop just selling Butt Plugs, then keeping advertising costs down by self promotion will help. #funny #public #ass #buttplug #advertising

Then once the manicure, hair and beard trim has been done, we turn our attention to cock polishing. #funny #salon #blonde #bigtits #cock #titjob

Meanwhile, over at the 'Sunny View Care Home' the 50 yard dash for pussy, with Zimmer frame was about to get underway. #funny #babe #ass #pussy #carehomeolympics