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"....... tell me again Madge, why the fuck are we crouched in the sea, in a mist, with our arses facing the beach ?" " Because Gladys, what's the first thing that those group of boys up there on the beach are going to see as this mist clears.? " Our tan lines ?" " Correct ! So, as soon as you hear them shouting, brace you're fucking self !" #funny #mature #ass #beach

THE ARCHIVES------- Oh dear, what could be going on here i wonder. Some ladies having a discussion with some young naked lads at Ruislip Lido............Lets listen in shall we ! " I'm sorry lads but you can't bathe here, this is the ladies section......." " Yeah, but we're Trans like, we can go anywhere where ladies go." " Well you're not bathing here with that sticking up like that. And what the fuck is trans ? This is the fifties, so fuck off !" #funny #lido #cfnm #vintage

"....... ok boys, new term, new class, so lets get this over and out the way first shall we ? Who wants to have first pop ?" #funny #teacher #blonde #ass #pussy #newterm #class

# BREAKING NEWS # Last nights assault on actress Lulu Goldenberg at the Golden Globes was not as first thought an assassination attempt but a tribute from a fan...... much to the delight of Lulu. #funny #actress #facial #tribute

"....... mum, why don't you just put your lottery ticket in the drawer like other people." #funny #mom #redhead #tits #pussy #lotteryticket

Meanwhile, some mothers were having morning coffee and a discussion about sleepovers........ Lets listen in ! "........ and then i saw one this fucking big, so i says to my son......Son, you have just got to make friends with that black boy." #funny #mom #kitchen #coffeemorning

" Hi there ladies, out in the sun early i see........" " Oh yes, me and Madge like to get naked when the suns out....... perhaps you'd like to join us when you've done the windows...... let the air get to your balls." " Very tempting ladies, very tempting indeed....... but what about social distancing ?" " Fuck social distancing lad, a nice threesome will soon take your mind off it........ unless of course you want to have a wank and a piss on us from up there." #funny #mature #tits #windowcleaner #socialdistancing

" Ah ha...... ze great Zorro has seen ze maids beautiful derriere and will now tickle her ass with his sword." " Look you cheeky fucker, get your cock out and start laying into me before your mum finishes her bath." " Oh Millie, you have such a fuckable arse, but mother is only having a shower, so you suck me off for now, yes ?" #funny #maid #ass #blowjob #teen #cock

"........ that's it sweetie, work your way to the edge, there we go...... Oooo ! i see you're not wearing any panties sweetie... ok, change of tactic...... open your legs, daddy is going to get you down using his face." #funny #dad #daughter #stuck

"......... wow ! This is some service you guys provide. Only six o'clock in the evening and already getting me ready for bed." " All part of the hotels service Madam, we'll have these clothes washed and dried before the morning." " Well, i guess you two will be fucking me into bed as well. Ooops, sorry...... a little Freudian slip there...... TUCKING me into bed." " We can arrange that to if Madam so wishes....." #funny #mature #tits #pussy #hotel #service

........ then there was Mrs Jellicoe, my third home schooling teacher. Her mistake was asking me what my best subject was. I soon put her straight. #funny #teacher #facial #tits

........ then after the Queens speech and a few sherries, gran would switch off the telly and we would all be playing charades. Gran of course would do her usual 'Dirty Dancing' #funny #granny #tits #pussy #charades

"........ did you manage to enter me in the under fifteens 'Big Dick' category mum ?" " Well...... not quite son..... i err, did enter you though in a category you stand a better chance of winning." #funny #mom #son #public #cfnm #smalldick

"....... oh go on dad, don't be so daft." " No, i mean it Elizabeth..... you and your daughter have been a great comfort to me since your mother died yesterday." #funny #granddad #daughter #granddaughter #tits #mature #cock #allinthefamily

Meanwhile, down at the 'Sunny View Care Home', the ladies were entertaining Mr Sloane........ #funny #mature #ladies #carehome #entertaining

( stay calm and don't panic, stay calm and don't panic is what my husband told me to do should someone break in while he is away ) "........ and i must warn you young man, before you do anything hasty, my husband is due back in a weeks time." #funny #milf #blonde #tits #burglar #whilethecatsaway

"....... fuck yeah, i remember that one going in. Now he definitely wasn't trans." #funny #celebrity #emmawatson #anal

......... then there's Mr and Mrs Jackson, both dogging fanatics, especially her. She arrives fully undressed and ready to go. #funny #milf #tits #pussy #public #dogging

"....... sorry Ma'am but the tides waiting to come in." " Oh you black men and you're sense of humour...... nice firm buttocks you have here...... could i interest you in a rim job ?" #funny #beach #public #mature #ass #interracial

"........ it's ok officer, i'm my sons drinks holder." #funny #mom #pussy #ass #blonde #milf #trafficstop