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One thing you do learn when your son leaves school and gets a job is that they quickly pick up a nickname because of their abilities, as I found out when my fireman son Robert 'Gusher' Smith and I were having sex. #funny #mom/son #bigtits #brunette #anal #fuck #cock

……. as I told the school governors when they summoned me to a meeting. I don't just like to drop my son off in the playground and just walk away without letting him say goodbye properly. It's a mother son thing I said to them. They seemed to understand but were concerned about all the other boys joining in. #funny #mom/son #facial #school #playground

…….. of course, when your son starts school, he enjoys bringing home his friends to meet his mum as he is proud of you and wants to make you happy. Same applies when he goes to the big school, only fucking bigger ! I'll never forget when he brought home Micky 'Baguette' Smith. #funny #milf #blonde #teen #cock

Back in the fifties of course, libraries had more staff and each staff member had their own section to look after. Mums section was flashing to voyeurism. #funny #mom #milf #nude #blonde #ass #library #vintage

Mum was completely overwhelmed when I gave her one of my black friends for doing my hair. #funny #mom/daughter #blonde #bigtits #interracial #cock

One of the things you quickly learn as a lift engineer is, when women get trapped in it, you take your opportunities as fast as you can. #funny #mature #ass #lift #fuck

"...…. wrong again Mr Bond, I was thinking about giving your bollocks a shave instead." #funny #bond #shave #celebrity

Although dad was a doctor he did like to administer his own remedies while at home. For instance, when I slipped on the kitchen floor and my heart started pumping he told me to stay where I was, open my legs a little, and support his bollocks while he felt for damage in my titties. He also gave me his own personal medicine. #funny #dad/daughter #bigtits #brunette #pussy ##masturbation

Yeah, I boasted to my mates at school that I did my mum as well. I told them that once I was between her legs I stayed between them until I was done. Of course, I didn't tell them that she was a female wrestler. #funny #milf #blonde #bigtits #nude #teen #mom/son

Mum was a very keen gardener back in the sixties, growing exotic plants. She also grew hemp and did yoga, and many a time after I came home from school I would find her spaced out in a yoga position with my pencil case. #funny #mom #pussy #garden 'yoga

When it came to the conga, gran always makes sure it ends up with a cock up the shitter. #funny #gran #interracial #cock#anal

Back in the olden days, lots of Yorkshiremen would deliberate wait until a leap year, where on the 29th February it was traditional for the woman to propose to the man. It was a canny Lancashire man that introduced cock sucking to the tradition. #funny #vintage #blowjob #proposal

Back in the sixties my two aunties studied mystic eastern practises under the Indian Swami, Reginald Swizzle. It consisted of traditional movements in the open air to help raise their kundalini. Fucking in the park basically. #funny #vintage #public sex #old man

In the fifties my mum worked as an assistant to the great magician and artist, Leonardo Randi...…. he was all cock according to her. #funny #mature #bigtits #magician #artist #cock

"...… and if you look to your right ladies, you will see my own son Robert holding the very thing that you will be experiencing once your baby has reached it's teens." #funny #mothers #teen #cock

Mum always falls for the same old trick. Every time a stranger comes up to her and says he wants to cross her palm with silver, she holds out her hand. #funny #milf #blonde #mature #public #pub #cock

" …..it's ok son, just relax, mummy's here." " What happened mum?" " You fainted, that's what happened." " But how ? Why ?" " Because I asked you to pick up this fucking broom !" #funny#milf #handjob #mom/son

"..... not a big deposit was it Mr Johnson ? More or less wasting our fucking time I reckon. Go on then, put your clothes back on and piss off...…. and come back when you've got fuller balls, yeah !" #funny #sperm bank #mature #cock

The trouble with my son once he has cum is that he does insist I have a sniff afterwards. #funny#milf #brunette#facial #teen #cock #mom/son

" Are you here for the Dogging Miss, or are you just having a teary five minutes park up time because your husbands left you ? Only I've got a stiffy here that needs urgent attention !" #funny #vintage #dogging