CaptionKing

@dnativewolf

Did i mention Horny ?

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Seen 2020-11-02 04:24:17
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Slough, UK
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1951

"....... i bet you thought i wasn't going to get it all in didn't you ? Well i did......... all except for one ball." #funny #granddad #granddaughter #tits #makeitfit

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
8mo

"....... i bet you thought i wasn't going to get it all in didn't you ? Well i did......... all except for one ball." #funny #granddad #granddaughter #tits #makeitfit

"....... i bet you thought i wasn't going to get it all in didn't you ? Well i did......... all except for one ball." #funny #granddad #granddaughter #tits #makeitfit

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
8mo

"......... you're fucking having me on, you haven't got arthritis in the cock have you dad ?" #funny #dad #daughter #tits #mature #cock

"......... you're fucking having me on, you haven't got arthritis in the cock have you dad ?" #funny #dad #daughter #tits #mature #cock

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
8mo

"........ oh yes, i've always had a passion for young boys in Marvel costumes. I like disarming their weapons. #funny #mature #marvel #costume #boy #cock

"........ oh yes, i've always had a passion for young boys in Marvel costumes. I like disarming their weapons. #funny #mature #marvel #costume #boy #cock

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
8mo

"....... actually, i think your dad has got the weirdest knob i've ever seen."
" I know....... my dad has got the most wonderful unique cock, i love it !" #funny #dad #daughter #cfnm #cock

"....... actually, i think your dad has got the weirdest knob i've ever seen." " I know....... my dad has got the most wonderful unique cock, i love it !" #funny #dad #daughter #cfnm #cock

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
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" ....... oh my god Sandra, i don't think he's bluffing. I think your dads gonna actually shoot us." #funny #babes #dad #cock

" ....... oh my god Sandra, i don't think he's bluffing. I think your dads gonna actually shoot us." #funny #babes #dad #cock

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
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.......... seeing how nervous i was to meet her at the premiere, Emma was pretty upbeat about it all when excitement got the better of me. #funny #celebrity #emmawatson #public

.......... seeing how nervous i was to meet her at the premiere, Emma was pretty upbeat about it all when excitement got the better of me. #funny #celebrity #emmawatson #public

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
8mo

"....... patience dad, patience." #funny #dad #daughter #cock

"....... patience dad, patience." #funny #dad #daughter #cock

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
8mo

Nothing goes to waste in our house, beer, wine, spirits......... even sperm ! Mom insists on not wasting a drop ! #funny #mom #son #cock #ecofriendly

Nothing goes to waste in our house, beer, wine, spirits......... even sperm ! Mom insists on not wasting a drop ! #funny #mom #son #cock #ecofriendly

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
8mo

"........ nah, i'm done with skateboarding now sis, it's time i let my cock have a little fun."
" So basically, what you're saying is, you want me to suck you off, yeah ?" #funny #brother #sister #teen #cock #familyfun

"........ nah, i'm done with skateboarding now sis, it's time i let my cock have a little fun." " So basically, what you're saying is, you want me to suck you off, yeah ?" #funny #brother #sister #teen #cock #familyfun

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
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......... i was intending to go into glamour photography after i left school, fashion shoots, catalogue work and the like. But then mum told gran and she was having none of it. 'Fucking porn is where the money is' she said, ' family incest is where you wanna be....... now get your cock out and come and stick it up your mothers cunt." #funny #gran #granddad #mom #tits #pussy #cock

......... i was intending to go into glamour photography after i left school, fashion shoots, catalogue work and the like. But then mum told gran and she was having none of it. 'Fucking porn is where the money is' she said, ' family incest is where you wanna be....... now get your cock out and come and stick it up your mothers cunt." #funny #gran #granddad #mom #tits #pussy #cock

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
8mo

"......... congratulations little sister of mine. Mum and dad said i can have you as my little 'fuck toy' #funny #brother #sister #tits #pussy #cock #familyfun

"......... congratulations little sister of mine. Mum and dad said i can have you as my little 'fuck toy' #funny #brother #sister #tits #pussy #cock #familyfun

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
8mo

"........ hurry up and choose dad, i'm falling a fucking sleep here !" #funny #dad #daughter #ass #pussy #cock #choice

"........ hurry up and choose dad, i'm falling a fucking sleep here !" #funny #dad #daughter #ass #pussy #cock #choice

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
8mo

"....... there, that isn't so bad is it sweetie. Sometimes in life, we say things to the ones we love bad stuff that later on we regret. Even i have called your little brother a 'cunt' and a 'cock weasel' before now........ and though we sincerely regret it at the time, words of apology can't convey our regret as much as cock sucking can. It's something we females are good at, making peace and once again restoring harmony within the family unit......... now then, once you've done with your brother, lets go and apologize to your father, granddad and Mr Thompson next door." #funny #mom #daughter #son #cock #sucking #apologies

"....... there, that isn't so bad is it sweetie. Sometimes in life, we say things to the ones we love bad stuff that later on we regret. Even i have called your little brother a 'cunt' and a 'cock weasel' before now........ and though we sincerely regret it at the time, words of apology can't convey our regret as much as cock sucking can. It's something we females are good at, making peace and once again restoring harmony within the family unit......... now then, once you've done with your brother, lets go and apologize to your father, granddad and Mr Thompson next door." #funny #mom #daughter #son #cock #sucking #apologies

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".......... and as my sons best mate, this is where you will sleep. I say sleep....... Oooops, my tits seem to have fallen out, and my panties have slipped down...... hint, hint.....Oh dear, i hope i haven't embarrassed you young man into thinking i'm staying here until you get your twelve year old cock out and shove it up my cunt...... hint, hint." #funny #ass #mature #tits #sleepover #temptation

".......... and as my sons best mate, this is where you will sleep. I say sleep....... Oooops, my tits seem to have fallen out, and my panties have slipped down...... hint, hint.....Oh dear, i hope i haven't embarrassed you young man into thinking i'm staying here until you get your twelve year old cock out and shove it up my cunt...... hint, hint." #funny #ass #mature #tits #sleepover #temptation

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"........ and last but not least ladies and gentlemen, we have the family dogging car, beautifully modelled by my wife and daughter. Now this little beauty will get you to most dogging sites in this area on one tank of petrol. Leather interior for that all important spunk and piss stain removal, and all nicely priced. Ok then, would any of you gentlemen like to test drive my wife or daughters arse ?" #funny #mother #daughter #ass #dogging #car #public #hardsell

"........ and last but not least ladies and gentlemen, we have the family dogging car, beautifully modelled by my wife and daughter. Now this little beauty will get you to most dogging sites in this area on one tank of petrol. Leather interior for that all important spunk and piss stain removal, and all nicely priced. Ok then, would any of you gentlemen like to test drive my wife or daughters arse ?" #funny #mother #daughter #ass #dogging #car #public #hardsell

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"........ look son, i'm not trying to be pushy here but, don't get me wrong, i love having you suck on my tits but, at fourteen years old i thought you would have been weaned off by now. You know, concentrating more on using this cock of yours........ in fact, i'd love to see you wanking all around the house for a change and chasing your little sister with it....... how about doing that for mummy, yeah !" #funny #mom #son #tits #teen #cock

"........ look son, i'm not trying to be pushy here but, don't get me wrong, i love having you suck on my tits but, at fourteen years old i thought you would have been weaned off by now. You know, concentrating more on using this cock of yours........ in fact, i'd love to see you wanking all around the house for a change and chasing your little sister with it....... how about doing that for mummy, yeah !" #funny #mom #son #tits #teen #cock

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........ some young boys of course deliberately leave the door of their sisters bedroom ajar so that mum can catch them having a wank, in the hope of fulfilling a long held dream of fucking their mother on their sisters bed. #funny #mom #son #caught #wanking #cock

........ some young boys of course deliberately leave the door of their sisters bedroom ajar so that mum can catch them having a wank, in the hope of fulfilling a long held dream of fucking their mother on their sisters bed. #funny #mom #son #caught #wanking #cock

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"........ well now young man, my name is Melissa, i'm Roberts mother, and he tells me this is your first ever sleepover. I suppose he has told you a little bit about me and some of the rules of the household. So, rule number one....... how big is your cock ?........ mind if i take a peek ?" #funny #milf #tits #sleepover #boy #rules

"........ well now young man, my name is Melissa, i'm Roberts mother, and he tells me this is your first ever sleepover. I suppose he has told you a little bit about me and some of the rules of the household. So, rule number one....... how big is your cock ?........ mind if i take a peek ?" #funny #milf #tits #sleepover #boy #rules

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Meanwhile, in a vicarage somewhere in Middle England, the lady of the house is being attended to by a boy scout in 'Bob a Job' week.......... lets listen in.
"........ of course young man, needless to say i will give you more than a bob for your services every Sunday while my husband is at work."
" Thanks lady........ fucking hell, my dads gonna be jealous." #funny #milf #boyscout #fuck

Meanwhile, in a vicarage somewhere in Middle England, the lady of the house is being attended to by a boy scout in 'Bob a Job' week.......... lets listen in. "........ of course young man, needless to say i will give you more than a bob for your services every Sunday while my husband is at work." " Thanks lady........ fucking hell, my dads gonna be jealous." #funny #milf #boyscout #fuck

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CaptionKing @dnativewolf
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Whether you are into old pussy or not, the Headmistress at your junior school may try to gauge your reaction to it. #funny #headmistess #mature #pussy

Whether you are into old pussy or not, the Headmistress at your junior school may try to gauge your reaction to it. #funny #headmistess #mature #pussy

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