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The morning sun shone brightly as I sipped coffee on my porch. It was a perfect spring day and I was hoping to do some gardening. It had been a long week at work, and I needed something to take my mind off of responsibilities. I had never really been much of a gardener, but I read in a magazine that it was a great way to de-stress, so I figured I would give it a try. I turned to go change into some yard clothes. I pulled my long hair up into a high ponytail, and pulled on a ripped pair of short jean shorts and a tight tank top, not bothering to wear a bra. I didn't usually dress in such skimpy clothing, but it was a hot day, and my yard was surrounded by an eight foot fence anyway. The only way in was through a squeaky gate, so if I heard someone coming, I could just throw on a cardigan and make myself decent. Grabbing my coffee, I headed into my backyard and started rummaging through the tool shed, dragging out some long forgotten shovels and rakes. The corner of the yard where the garden used to be had been abandoned for many years, and it was going to take some elbow grease to break the ground into a workable area. I got to work digging and tilling the ground, breaking up large clumps of dirt. Down on my hands and knees, pulling up weeds and roots, I was starting to see how gardening cleared the mind- it had me so exhausted that there was no way I could possibly think of work. Before long, I had broken a sweat, and I plopped down in a lawn chair to have a glass of ice water and take a breather. Closing my eyes and sipping on my drink, I basked in the sun. I was alerted when I heard my gate squeak open, and I started to wearily get to my feet to see who it was. I wasn't expecting company, and was relieved when instead of footsteps, I heard nails clicking on the concrete and saw a dog come into view. As long as it wasn't a person, I wouldn't have to clean myself up. Good. The large brown dog walked right up to me as if we had been friends forever. I was able to immediately tell that he was an unfixed male - his dark colored balls were hanging in clear view. "You must be out making the ladies of the neighborhood swoon today, aren't you, you handsome mutt?" I whispered to him, scratching behind his ears. He wasn't wearing a collar, and I was glad to have the company, so I grabbed a bowl from inside and filled it from the hose, letting the mutt get a drink and inviting him to stay longer. I sat down next to him and took a long drink, scratching his back. When he was done lapping from the bowl, he happily laid his head in my lap, looking up at me with his sweet brown eyes. He licked along the length of my inner thigh, tasting my salty sweat. His velvety tongue sent a shiver up my body, and I smiled. I hadn't been getting enough affection lately, of any kind, and it felt nice to be loved - even by a strange dog. "Maybe you can stay here with me while I work in the yard, would you like that boy?" I smiled down at him, and he nuzzled into me. I headed back over to where I had been working, and the dog followed. When I bent over at the waist to pull up a weed, he was right behind me, and I felt his wet nose actually touch my pussy. My shorts were itty bitty, and I wasn't wearing underwear, so the strip of denim covering me was easily pushed aside when I bent over. Apparently, the mutt was interested. I gasped when I felt him nosing me, and quickly straightened up. The sensation that he had caused lingered over my pussy once I had straightened, and I looked curiously at the mutt, who was still sniffing at my ass, trying to nose his way between my legs from behind. I cautiously bent over again, giving him access, just to see what he might do. The dog quickly lunged, grabbing the thin strip of denim that composed the crotch of my shorts with his teeth, and he yanked hard, making me nearly topple over. the fabric ripped in two, leaving me with split shorts and my pussy hanging out.Before I could even react, the dog shoved his nose right into my exposed pussy, inhaling deeply, and then licking the length of my slit, brushing over my clit all the way to my asshole with his hot, velvety tongue. He did this a few times, getting a good taste of my drippings. I didn't know what to do, I felt frozen in place. I had never felt this vulnerable before, and I was overtaken by a sudden urge to submit to this strange animal. The mutt had gone straight for what he wanted, and there was something about it that turned me on in ways that I had never felt before. He stopped licking and nipped at my heels, growling slightly, and for some unknown reason, I instinctively knew to get down. I dropped to my hands and knees, right there in the dirt. Stray hairs from my ponytail stuck to my sweaty face as I posed on all fours in the mud, my ripped jean shorts exposing my wet pussy to the dominant animal. I glanced behind me and could see his massive erect cock, fully unsheathed, reddened and glistening in the afternoon sun. I knew what was about to happen before it even did, and I had the opportunity to stop this animal from fucking me- but I didn't. I stuck my ass into the air, poised to be mounted and fucked by this mutt who had wandered into my yard on this warm spring day. The dog accepted my bodily invitation to my open cunt, and wrapped his front legs around my waist, scratching at my fair skin. His hot breath warmed my neck as he climbed me, trying to find a spot to put his hungry cock. It didn't take him long before he sank in, and I easily stretched around him, taking the entire thing and letting out a yelp as he hit my back wall. Once he was in, the dog wildly fucked me, panting and pounding, paying no attention to my own yelping that I couldn't hold in as I was taken harder than I had ever been in my life. My face inches from the dirt, I came hard, shuddering and clenching around the mutt's huge cock. As the waves of my own orgasm subsided, I realized that he was just getting started. He seemed to swell even bigger, so big that I didn't think I could take it, and tried to back away. He wasn't having that, though. He nipped at the back of my neck and held me tightly with his string forearms, forcing me to take his beastly knot in my unsuspecting human pussy. I nearly passed out as the realization dawned on me that I was being knotted and would be seeded within moments. My pussy had never been stretched so wide, and I felt as if I were nothing more than a bitch in heat, taking what was coming to her, in that moment. I felt a pulsing and stiffening inside my cunt, and then a flooding sensation of hot dog cum spurted into my bare, gaping pussy. I moaned loudly, cumming again despite my dizzy confusion. It was several moments before the mutt's knot retracted and I was untied, finally allowing him to slip out of me, and when he did, a sticky stream of hot cum leaked from my pussy and into the dirt below. The dog trotted off, stopping to drink from the bowl I had given him before disappearing out of the squeaky gate. I picked myself up and looked around my unfinished garden, a satisfied smile on my lips. I was beginning to see the potential in this outdoorsy stuff #amateur #blonde #babe #creampie #cum #doggypenetration #hardcore #pussyoftheday

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Two things are essential if you want your son to grow up loving sex and watersports.......... bedtime stories all about Pinocchio, and naked gardening, showing him how things grow with a good feed and constant watering. #funny #mom #ass #garden #tanlines

~ WANTED ! ~ YOUNG BOY INTERESTED IN GARDENING TO ATTEND TO MATURE LADY'S. ~ Great i thought, i could supplement my pocket money. And i like helping granddad on his allotment. Now, as far as i'm aware, being asked to get your cock out in a job interview is not normal practice. However, once i was shown which garden i would be attending to, my application was successful. Needless to say, i started straight away. #funny #mature #tits #pussy #garden #itsajob

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